IMBC 21: Backup Blog

Seriously. I was hoping we'd be done with this shit by now. YOU PEOPLE CANNOT DEFEAT ME. I AM ALPHA. I AM OMEGA. I AM BANJO. FEEL MY PUPPETY WRATH!

So, I just got my other magic cards yesterday. Ho-lee shit, I forgot what exactly I had. One of my combos are as follows:

You put out a Cowardice, which is a 3 Colorless, 2 blue mana cost enchantment that makes it so when any creature is targeted, it returns to its owner's hand. Then, put out lightning greaves, which is an artifact equipment that equips for 0. Ornithopter is a free 0/2 Flying artifact, so you put that out. Equip the greaves to the ornithopter, and since it's a target of the greaves, it goes to your hand. Put it back out, repeat. Each time you play it, that counts as a spell. Then, play Mind's Desire, which is a 6 mana blue spell that makes you shuffle your library, remove the top card of the library from the game, and play it as though it were from your hand, but without paying it's mana cost. It also has Storm, which means you can do this for EVERY SPELL YOU'VE PLAYED THIS TURN. If you have platinum angel, Like I do, you can't lost the game. It's specifically printed on the card. So, play your entire library. This includes playing a card called Brainfreeze, which makes your opponent drop 3 cards from the top of their library. It ALSO has storm. So, your opponent is forced to drop probably ALL of their deck, winning you the game.

Also, drop in some genesis chambers, and every time you play a creature (every time ornithopter comes into play) you get a 1/1 creature token. That's an unlimited amount of creatures. Put in Krark Clan Ironworks, and you can sacrifice those 1/1s for 2 mana each. Unlimited creatures, unlimited mana, and WHY NOT. Let's throw in four Broodstars. 8 colorless 2 blue, with affinity for artifacts (costs 1 colorless mana less for each artifact you control), which brings it down to 2 blue mana. It's power and toughness are equal to how many artifacts you control, so it's a BIG creature. And it has flying.

Good stuff.

Tim

IMBC 34: Singing Viking

I guess I should write a blog entry for today. That seems important.

Today was pretty nice. I did nothing in my second period, mainly because we had a substitute teacher. In third period, we were showing off our different circuits we designed. There were some phenomenal ideas, and some… not so phenomenal. In fourth period (Spanish), we had a Cinco de Mayo party, consisting of watching Night at the Museum (I really hate both Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller, but from what I’ve seen, it isn’t that bad of a movie), eating a smorgasbord of different foods, and relaxing. In my art class (fifth period), I worked on my entry for the schools art competition. It’s going to be from the comic. I might even use it as the last panel in one of the upcoming comics. Sixth period was math (Meh), and during seventh, I worked on making pants for the 3D Version of my comic character. Then, after I got home, dad took of to Chehalis for the weekend and left me with a hundred bucks. Ben, Andy, and I decided to go watch Hot Fuzz. Now, there are many people out there saying that Hot Fuzz wasn’t that good of a movie. Well, after watching said movie, all three of us got up, looked at each other, and said, in unison, “That was the SHIT!”

Then, super epic high fives were exchanged.

Nick, Ben, Andy, and I are working on something right now. Only a select few know about it, and I think I’m finally going to leak some information about it. We are starting a videogame production company called Singing Viking Productions. We’ve been thinking about it for some time now, and we’ve finally decided to bring our plans to fruition. There is a small office building (only about as wide as my living room) across the street from our local donut shop, a gas station, a Chinese restaurant, and my dad’s friend’s house. It used to be a foot doctor clinic, but the building is for rent. So, we’ve decided we want to rent it. If Nick can supply most of the money, we can pay him back, but it shouldn’t cost too much money. It does, after all, have feet painted on it. We will be giving it a new paint job.

God, I love change.

~Dr. Tim

IMBC 32: A Backup

Well, hello there good people. I have things of the sharing kind.

In DGR-X, the club itself, we are planning something awesome. I don’t want to give too much, but let’s just say it’s a sort of hunt. A hunt where the person with the most wins. And you can use any deadly object that has ever been made by any being as a weapon. I will tell you this; the main subject of the hunt begins with a Z, and rhymes with zombie.

I think I might have said too much.

Yea, we’re planning a Dead Rising Zombie Off. Each contestant has 15 minutes to bag as many zombies as he or she possibly can (we have a few hot gamer babes in our midst), and you can use any weapon in the game, and go anywhere. In the end, we’ll have two systems with Dead Rising set up, and the top two people will go head to head. The person on top wins… something. We don’t know yet.

On a more ‘ugly, ugly, kill it with fire ugly’ note, SomethingAwful houses some of the most unfortunate looking human beings ever to walk this Earth. I mean seriously. You want proof? Go here. That should be proof enough. Man, I’m browsing these pictures, and these people need to groom. And bathe. And trim down. And get plastic surgery. I mean, I’m not one for looks, but this is seriously good for your self esteem. If ever you doubt your sexiness, peruse through the droves of failed abortions and feel your self image rising.

Hank has talked me into putting up some sort of commenting system, so I can get some feedback from you guys. I’m sure the wonder twins (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE) will misuse said system, but I’ll find some sort of IP blocking system. I always find a way. I am Timmy after all.

Well, that’s good enough for tonight. Remember; Pants go on the outside.

~Dr. Tim